Hello DJ lovers, it's our big trip to South East Asia and we're going to use this new app to blog every painful minute of it. From bowl movements to beaches, we'll be giving you too much information way too often. So much so you'll turn to Hollyoaks for a break. We're at the airport now and things are going well, apart from everything that has gone wrong. Hopefully we won't die in a plane accident but if we do, rest assured this blog will be on Sky News with Kay Burley frothing at the irony.