United States of America · 544 Days · 88 Moments · March 2017

Chris & Nicolette's Odyssey


26 August 2018

First day in a long time we’ve had to spend together. Commuting between SM and Irvine a looot. Lunch @pier 79 Watched nacho lazily reach towards the severed monkey limb.... lazily play-fight as Lucy ran circles around him .... Babe called me a Taylor today <\3 OUCH 10/10 hurt

28 May 2018

Spin 9:45a Beb was such a brat today?! For literally n o reason πŸ˜‚πŸ˜š but he made some decent green beans so he’s forgiven (after packing up all the food he made that I had saaaid I wanted to try ... but it’s cool.... he’s a selfish puppy) Went back to Pier76 for a salad Studied allll day luckily the house was empty πŸ˜©πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ™‡πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
Because I’m the sweetest puppy :)

27 May 2018

Reluctantly went to soccer, I went to spin ... -ordered everything at Pier 76 -We looked like idiots at target returning ghost merchandise. -came back home briefly, I got dressed for work -drove back to OC bc I’m the best puppy and Chris is such a baby I didn’t want to hear any more moaning from His big fat stupidmouth β™₯️ - watched Ingrid Goes West ... llllllloved it 10/10 super creepy & sad like Chris -

26 May 2018

Memorial Day weekend! Drove here Friday night~ left to Malibu Wine Safari 7am Saturday morning~ -the tour guide was p funny -Taylor absolutely loathed these girls that .. really wernt all that bad πŸ˜‚ of course they ended up sitting right in front of us too Beb was very accommodating with taking photosss. You also fell in love with that pesto dip -lunch at Geoffrey’s, with an amazing view of the ocean ( for Taylor’s birthday :)) - took a 4hr death nap from 3-7 - ???
Malibu wine safari

2 December 2017

*le morning* CN: I was thinking [...] for breakfast NG: really cos I was thinking Carvel for breakfast πŸ˜˜πŸ˜šπŸ˜šπŸ˜šπŸ˜šπŸ˜šπŸ˜šπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ *at carvel* (About the butcher working at Carvel and disappearance of the other useless girl) NG:.... or he ATE HER. Why are the windows covered !! No YOURE slothpuppy!!

19 November 2017

-target -Costco - brunch @ el torito THE ROAST OF LUPE (that’s 87% of our conversation) - drove to Granada Hills to meet Mom, Lodi, and Rowan -they actually arrived when they said they would!!! -roasting Lodi -roasting rowan Lodi (to Rowan) β€œman, shut up” Mom reveals she’s putting the house under my name β€œGreat. I️ have 2 slum houses” Mom: *starts shopping* β€œYou’re buying things from the place YOU ARE GOING TO TOMORROW” Pride package (she bought 1 instead of 3 out of spite) Return to Carvel! no pumpkin..... still... somehow .....(despite advertisement on wall) *looking for s/t for Chris to wear to bed* β€œWait, I️ have shirts and clothes where right..?” β€œYeah” β€œCan I️ ..... have one?” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Then Chris was being a maximal silly butthead during frisky time ... which was wonderful πŸ˜šπŸ€—πŸ€€ But DBD babe!

23 October 2017

Chris: I’ll have the pumpkin soft serve Dumb Carvel lady: I don’t think we have that (Us): *looking directly at the huge poster of PUMPKIN SS on le door* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4 September 2017

"I might need to wear your ...beanie."( followed by v mature laughter) "........ a sphincter beanie? How old are you." * we also watched Emma's dance practice and my god it was so cute and hilarious
> whilst sleeping: my right knee came up with the force of a rhinoceros into Christopher's tailbone. ( faintly remember a groan/yelp of startled and severely confused agony) I guess I slowly rolled away πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‡ "You were such a butthead last night. You just threw the pillow on the floor, I had to get up and get it." (His fave pillow that helps his neck, he let me have) Late breakfast @ JalapeΓ±os Mexican rest. Came back, did homework at the dining table, >chris sitting next to me, about to get up from chair > I lean in for a kiss but whisper " wanna get my coffee for me?" 😘😘😚😚 Niche vs neech (Dumb niche) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ WAKE UP IT PLAY TIME x 20!! πŸ•πŸ•πŸΆ Dinner with your family at Italian place :)) Drove back to my home, cozied up and you fell asleep as I laughed about this morning. Poor bebe had a bad headache :(

21 August 2017

Honey you could be a professional drug smuggler! A what? A smuggler-ohhhhh my god. Worry about your own mule butthole 😀
This originated from a morning in my studio, maybe 1-2 weeks ago but I guess you didn't recall that, So this morning ~9a..... Sleepy Es Over!

31 July 2017

* finish washing my face, to look up at your face, smiling and laughing at me* "These are two, 40 year old gay black dudes." Dunkirk @ the bruin theater Lovely finish to our night. πŸ±πŸŒ«πŸ€€πŸ˜‰

30 July 2017

Your first day back at my place! Parked @ bulgogi and went to jyukku jyukku πŸ˜‚ poor babe was tired and achey from moving & helping mom all day. .... which reminded me of BOB DUCCA!! I still have yet to show you that skit!! Comparing you to an achey, frail, sickly man sure proved how much I missed you 😘😘 (At dinner) "Have you ever had any weird illnesses? I had the swine flu." "I don't think I've had any... well, besides liking you. That's definitely an rare illness only I have. ;)) just kidding. Your dad is quite fond of you!"😘😍😘😍 "Can we sleep in tomorrow please?" ".... babe! Of course!! Do you know who you're talking to?!"

27 July 2017

*first night first date first sleepover first bodily proximity* Well... goodnight! Do.. do you.. cuddle? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmm uhhh, oh! sure ..! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜šπŸ˜šπŸ˜’πŸ˜˜ I honestly wish I could go back in time and relive so much, all over again.

24 July 2017

Lunch @ PF changs in the Santa Monica promenade with natalie & slay :) Car cuddles in the front seat, on your lap. Much laughs in the car driving to & fro. Kisses on the hill at UCLA Risky frisky in the 'stang ..... πŸŒ«πŸ’¦πŸŒ«πŸŒ«πŸŒ«πŸ’¦πŸŒ« "You're a prolapsed sphincter... with a fedora." "Clamela Anderson."

20 July 2017

"I think you got a little bit of lotion on me and I smelled that spot for like 3 hours."

19 July 2017

"Not even ten minutes hanging out and you've already called me a sphincter." Evelyn: "that natural highlight tho" Your dad: (something about how I've given him all the cards and allowing his win) πŸ˜‚

12 July 2017

"I'm a puppy and forcibly eat myself to death unless I put things into smaller cute bowls." 😚😚😚✨β™₯οΈπŸ˜‚ my puppy's perfect πŸ˜™

10 July 2017

Psychic moment #1: " we should grab a milkshake." Psychic moment #2: C:" I was literally about to say the same thing. Omg. That was scary."

5 July 2017

One of my first escapades at your house; I of course loved the super strong female lead, and you.. I'm not sure you cared too much for the film 😚 I wish I could remember the exact date this happened, I can only guess sometime in march ;(?

4 July 2017

Dearly beloveds, We are gathered here today for Chris's daily death, caused by his own stress
*sticks tongue in ur ear* C: baby!! What the!! N : you love tongue in the ear, it was on your clover profile. In all caps. Das why I swiped right N: baby, with me in your life ... you progress from a closed casket, to an open casket funeral!! We are gathered here today, to remember Christopher - oh. No one showed up. Alright let's wrap it up C: you have issues
- *hassling me about what the plan is for the day* N: baby! Chill! Let's watch TV and just enjoy each other's company ... that's what couples do. (7 minutes later) N: so, what would yewww like to do, babe? C: *mimics me* you know, just enjoy each other's company ... it's what couples do. N: *ties ponytail into a unicorn horn and flicks you in the face several times* Y R U LIKE THIS C: * doing hw online* *moans hysterically and flails arm like distraught inflatable tube man* C: that's the worst impersonation of an impersonation.

25 June 2017

> shibapuppy cuddles in bed πŸ˜πŸ˜™πŸŒ¬ followed by lovely love-making >"the muscle above my knee hurts." "You probably have a nerve that runs from your leg, up to your hip that pulls your toe-" "Ohhhhhhh my. f you." > >"your hand met my face a few times while you slept....... no, like the pain from the slap actually woke me up. Yeah." >carnegie cheesecake French toast for breakfast > "I know you only plan to live until you're 45, but is not okay to ruin the earth for the rest of us." > *spongebob narrator voice* "tew hours latehr." > >*heading to the bathroom, stops by nightstand, grabs phone, & looks at me through the doorway* "Okay, Im gonna t e x t you.." πŸ˜‚ > *playing trivia* "aw, I lost!" "No you didn't ... you have me :D" "They have me a math question... for science. πŸ˜’" "Yeah beb... mathematical sciences. It's still a science." >"I'm sure all the girls in the world....... don't know you exist." SUSHI W MOMMA BEAR TAY & MIKE

24 June 2017

Baby 😍 first trip for me to Peris :)

18 June 2017

C: *walks out of his shower, looks at me, who's laying down while legs are crossed* Comfortable babe ..?? N: I call it the laying lotus- but lets be real, I'm more of a Kama Sutra.... And you're more of a Tai Chi.... nice and slow and for old people BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAOKWKSJAUIYWHQUEGS

17 June 2017

C: (in bathroom) babe? N : ...yes? C: whatcha doin'? N: .... nothing ? Should I leave ..? C: you just sound real close babe. *flanders accent* ~~~ C: you went through that entire script and IM the butthead ..!??
Had breakfast with the fam: green eggs and spam : Carnegie cheesecake C: *making fun of my toothbrushing* LalalLALALALAlala N: do you remember when...... I almost killed that lady? C: of course. I made eye contact with her as she was about to die N : baby she wanted to die!! That was a look of disappointment in her eyes. C: every time you give me crap for hitting pedestrians I just think of that time you almost murdered someone! Ur Pops gave me a super cool backpackerino Got coffee/ saw Wonder Woman- the musical score sounds like the intro to Gangsters Paradise/ petsmart! I'm coming back for you Elbert!! And Kat!!! [5 guys stealing soda like a g] N: i think lebron wants me to get the grape C: some nights are a single air horn, while others are a fireworks show , or the percussion part of the band. N : so I'm just a farting, sweaty machine C: okay. It was only once. Which makes me believe it happens every time. N: is chris even your real name? Is this even your real famil

16 June 2017

> "text me to make sure the alarms off- please- don't forget , I know you, and you're going to trip the alarm-" πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜‘ >chris:*hands coffee to me* Me:* takes it* Chris: says nothing* Later that morning ...... Chris: I just find it so hilarious that you took the coffee out of my hands- n: no I didn't C: yes. You freaking did. Buts it's okay. *eye twitch* all I wanted was my coffee....... >locked in your room with cereal bars & a laptop , slaving away >driving to urban plates : >"with the way that you round, you probably wrote like 1800 words, didn't you? Because 2500 is closer to 4000 which is more than 0" >driving to Ralph's afterwards : > "because you drive without any regard of who's in it" "LALALALALLALALALA OOOPS U TURN BTW LOL" > at Ralph's: "babe. Drink real milk pls" > cuddles and snuggled you on the couch 😚😬 maybe more annoying than affectionate

15 June 2017

25th birthday !!! >McGriddles and mate >sort of studied for my essay (?) >stressed you out a lot (??) > idk why tho >cut it real close with frisky time before dinner :) > and yet....... i was ready BEFORE ANYONE ELSE SO HUH > "I can't handle this right now" πŸ’…πŸΌπŸ’πŸ½πŸ‘  > Taylor :"close enough to where you can stick your tongue in his ear... and it won't be weird." > on the car ride there, of course you brought up last years birthday fiasco (much salt) > "this makes me super uncomfortable" > *2sips of wine* >

11 June 2017

Italian stallion && the game changer &&& captain crunch milkshake "My butt is too big for these chairs, might have to slide over and use the other one too." <cubic shaped stool actually fit ur lotto butt perfectly> "I love you as much as a lifetime supply of game changers." Such a food coma afterwards
Watched you and your pops play soccer, while Emma & I played with pinecones around the park 🌼✨🌼 and watched bootleg Frozen hahaha and practiced our somersaults. >showered together 🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫 in the morning >bebe sexy in compression πŸ˜‹ > took a nap > no frisky time ,, so sleepy 😞

10 June 2017

Best. Day. Ever. >Nicolette drinks beer! >several beers in fact! >much much fun with Taylor & Mike !! >Taylor and I are drunk after 2 tastes πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‹ >> bebe was very frisky at the festival, much sad we didn't sneak into a food truck or something πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ > WE DIDNT DO THE BOUNCY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9 June 2017

Sleepy, sexless cuddles. My eyes are closed because I'm internally screaming from starvation ;D love youuuuu

5 June 2017

"Holding your hands in the morning do the trick too" DAMNBABE LOL "What else ? 😏😏😏" "Talking about food with you" "Nvm. Don't." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ°

2 June 2017

And yes, I forgot to agree earlier because I was preoccupied with worry about you dying, but- we will still be together, in this life and the next 😎 β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜šπŸŒ™βœ¨πŸŒžβ˜„β˜„β˜„πŸŒŽπŸŒπŸ’ŽπŸ’˜πŸ•‰β˜― Not entirely sure why you said "I'm laughing so hard rn" right after this but, I'll try not to look into it ;)
LULZ
*This morning at 5 am* *Getting super hard cuddles, and feeling you reposition yourself* Baby, what is you doing?! I'm stretching! *Proceeds to be cuddled spider monkey style* Hahahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜ *edit// I was ensnaring you so you couldn't leave πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‰

1 June 2017

The date is wrong , but I didn't want to completely forget about that time we debated owning a business together!! I still think it would a worthy endeavor if we craft the right type of company that accommodates our visions. I believe in us!!! Even though you don't ;) I'll prove it you someday. 😊
"Baby be careful!" "About .... Going commando?" "Yes. There are creeps." Baby so sweet 😍😊😚

30 May 2017

"This pendejo got me fuxked up if he thinks he can yell at you." Baby 😍
"So, you can joke about sex and yogurt but .. A fart is out of the question?" Baby, do you stick your dick in a fart? Of course we can joke and always talk about sex!!!

24 May 2017

* casually goofing about exhibition sex * - lol I would if you wanted to - you would ??? Ok!!! - [...] sleeping bag, some sort of cover- -My sweet baby. The point is to be seen. Ss you think I was talking about amateur public sex?? -what are all these categories?! Is there something thing I should know ??!
*long long time ago* - college basketball.... Like football?
How to Start a Revolution @ Hammer Museum. Bebe being beautiful per usual. 😍
*Starts kissing you goodbye and you lower my hand down* - Whatcha doin' baby?! -She wants to say bye too. -Gives her a few kisses and whispers softly "Goodbye." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜šπŸ˜šπŸ˜˜ LMAOOOOO did I really???? Was this this morning ???? Waow. πŸ˜†πŸ˜ŒπŸ™ˆπŸ”₯

23 May 2017

- so a couple days. -so like..2? - ..... That's what a couple is - ... - .... -............ I thought you said a few...πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ * I 100% said a couple, I was also laying on your chest, 2 inches away from your face ;))!
So just now I was going through my photos and I didn't see any that we took Sunday in my bed!! I WAS INTERNALLY WAILING LIKE NOOOO wtf did they gooooo!!! Den I realized I saved them on snapchat, not my camera roll. The relief is my favorite part so far πŸ”₯πŸ˜šπŸ’ŽπŸ˜­β€οΈ

22 May 2017

You: *moans in Tina* You:"yeah babe my life is a roast. You, roasting me." You: "I need you to live close to forever kthx" You: " Te amo baby" All you: "Mmmmm, no. Your teeth are very pretty." "You are too sweet for this evil world"- nooooo!! I'm tough I just trust folks & don't know any better πŸ™ƒβ˜ΊοΈ you're teaching me. I love you Christopher

21 May 2017

Chris: *worlds most un-intimidating, squeak-punch ever *
*wiping sand off shoes* "Okay babe, any day now..!" "Aren't you wiping sand off too? Did you want me to do it for you??" " oh . oops. okey-" "BABY NOT ON ME!! WHAT IS YOU DOING!" -fave > what is that!! Omg I thought your toe was a rock.
"Babe that old lady WANTED to die - she was angry I DIDNT hit her. That was a look of disappointment." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜ *Busts the most rapid and unforgiving u-turn ever* "Don't even say a thing!" *Leans out window* "HELPPPPPPP MEEEEEEE!!!"

19 May 2017

"You're in a bad mood. Here, eat some chocolate nd shut up." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ ily2bby Noooo, you took mine!!! :( I'll think of another hahah

18 May 2017

~About sushi waitress "Yeah, I think that's just her personality." "Maybe she's just having another bad day, or just a bad life. Some people are just irritable." "........That's exactly what I just said." I'm a dope. πŸ˜…

17 May 2017

My favorite so far was seeing that euphoric look displayed on your face this morning. Unffff. Gives me the chills! I love you! :)) *** mine was, "I'm going with you" even though of course I wouldn't let this happen bc I love you too much and have too much to offer the world. β€οΈπŸ’«

16 May 2017

Squirrel adventures and picnics > you also wanted to punt children off of the ralphs rooftop when we went grocery shopping > I love you > you stubborn mule! Refused to go to the restroom despite touting about how we shouldn't be embarrassed blah blah "it's a natural body function " blahjhj blahjhj blahhhh πŸ˜‚ >
My favorite so far " I'm hesitant to get all up on you and cuddle you as hard as I want." & "I love when you lay on my chest." JEIDITJALLAOQJWBQNAMBC8272?/@" β˜„βœ¨β˜„ My favorite was having an absolutely romantic and wonderful picnic with my love...The squirrels were just an added bonus. ;)

15 May 2017

Well look what I found ;) This is my edit. :)

13 May 2017

The most perfect meme for my two flake wonder! 😘

11 May 2017

On the subject of getting your tubes tied, I later recanted and said "More people Should be like you so let's preserve some of your DNA." "No." " babe please ?? Specifically men should be more like y-" "No." "Okay fine kill all the DNA." "BABE JEEZZZZUHH" ?????????πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4 May 2017

"Babe. Go and tell him not to make our order." ?????

22 April 2017

Strawberry festival, you felt soooo bad for not paying. Definitely a milestone moment for me, seeing the real you. Very swoon with you. > that guy made fun of my parking so I said AT LEAST I HAVE A CAR >you made fun of my being a slow corgi > the goats loved me > they didn't care much for you >

16 April 2017

First trip to soup plantation! OMG THE LEMON LAVA CAKE uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and our exasperating photo session afterwards in the VW πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

15 April 2017

Brandon's emo infested birthday party. We had a really loud dinner later that night I felt soooooooooooo bad I literally wanted to pick you up and leave because you wernt feeling well!! But!! You were !! So!! Stubborn!!!!!!!!!!! >:(((

14 April 2017

The infamous portobello mushroom burger sans .. Any actual burger ... RIP my dreams > cute photos of you though xoxoxoxoxoxox that makes up for all the disappointment

9 April 2017

I love these pictures so, so much. >pre-frights set > I can tell bc my pigtails r dry lol > other photos were of us on the shuttle bus 🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌 it was a school bus!!! We were supposed to get a photo in front of it >.>!!
The frights. Sweaty pigtails. Mini mosh. Punk rock love songs.
Before we headed out to day #2 I have never laughed harder holy fckxnig shit god I love u and your enormous toes ❣❣❣

8 April 2017

First day of WWWY fest > got dropped off 8 miles away > das coo tho > made fun all day I think
When We Were Young 2017 - You witnessed my unconditional love for all things emo. *Queue Davey Havok's high pitched squeal note*

4 April 2017

I never send these kinds of things, not my cup of tea, but here's me breaking tht rule for u 😘

2 April 2017

Was this the "2 flakes" night?!? LOLOLOL super horrifying snapchat filter
You and zuli bonded. I see this is your haircut too... 😜😝😜😝😜😝

1 April 2017

First night of trivia I believe! These photos accurately capture our essence hehe.

31 March 2017

Buttertones show in Costa Mesa! They sounded great. Again, don't recall too much spoken word here but I know I had a fantastic time. Did I spend the night and sneak out early am? OUR 1st selfie together!!! > I remember teasing you & this cartoon on the wall
First lovely photos taken of us.

27 March 2017

One of my first moments of mush for you ;) worth seeing! I was at Isabella and Britney's party, thinking of you.... Blegh

26 March 2017

Parrillada Argentina! Comimos morcilla, chinchulin, molleja, pizza napolitana, y a ver ... ΒΏQuΓ© mΓ‘s? This is also the day we made up, I brought you cookie butter, fudge, strawberries, and spent a considerable amount of time pickings the perfect wine for you.... βœ¨βœ¨β˜‚ drove to PD right after

25 March 2017

May have been sub-tweeting these pictures only to find out you deleted me off snapchat .........!!! 😜😜😜😘😘😘😘😘

19 March 2017

Probably told you about how I would jibe Lodi and call him Tarzan feet. Then laughed hysterically at the photo forever!!

17 March 2017

St Patrick's Day spent in WeHo.....:)! I recall > expecting work to be packed > was dead wrong > happy still I got to leave at a decent time with you > we got frozen yogurt! > don't recall any of our conversation that night though ;(
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15 March 2017

Flirting with you all day, now taking it to the next level by sending you provocative food snapchats. I must've intuitively known already this would be a sure fire way into your heart ;D

2 March 2017

Our first date! *Ever so fascinated by your liking of tequila*

1 March 2017

Our prequel to the first date lol, via FaceTime. You hid behind a pillow practically the whole time. I remember thinking "wow he's so rugged looking but so soft spoken," πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜˜ <insert garbanzo beans> I still remember reading this text from you: "let me come over and feed you/ take you to dinner." βœ¨πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•βœ¨