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26 August 2018
First day in a long time we’ve had to spend together.
Commuting between SM and Irvine a looot.
Lunch @pier 79
Watched nacho lazily reach towards the severed monkey limb.... lazily play-fight as Lucy ran circles around him ....
Babe called me a Taylor today <\3 OUCH 10/10 hurt
28 May 2018
Beb was such a brat today?! For literally n o reason 😂😚 but he made some decent green beans so he’s forgiven (after packing up all the food he made that I had saaaid I wanted to try ... but it’s cool.... he’s a selfish puppy)
Went back to Pier76 for a salad
Studied allll day luckily the house was empty 😩👏🏽🙇🏽♀️
Because I’m the sweetest puppy :)
27 May 2018
Reluctantly went to soccer, I went to spin ...
-ordered everything at Pier 76
-We looked like idiots at target returning ghost merchandise.
-came back home briefly, I got dressed for work
-drove back to OC bc I’m the best puppy and Chris is such a baby I didn’t want to hear any more moaning from
His big fat stupidmouth ♥️
- watched Ingrid Goes West ... llllllloved it 10/10 super creepy & sad like Chris
26 May 2018
Memorial Day weekend!
Drove here Friday night~ left to Malibu Wine Safari 7am Saturday morning~
-the tour guide was p funny
-Taylor absolutely loathed these girls that .. really wernt all that bad 😂 of course they ended up sitting right in front of us too
Beb was very accommodating with taking photosss. You also fell in love with that pesto dip
-lunch at Geoffrey’s, with an amazing view of the ocean ( for Taylor’s birthday :))
- took a 4hr death nap from 3-7
Malibu wine safari
2 December 2017
CN: I was thinking [...] for breakfast
NG: really cos I was thinking Carvel for breakfast
(About the butcher working at Carvel and disappearance of the other useless girl)
NG:.... or he ATE HER. Why are the windows covered !!
No YOURE slothpuppy!!
19 November 2017
- brunch @ el torito THE ROAST OF LUPE (that’s 87% of our conversation)
- drove to Granada Hills to meet Mom, Lodi, and Rowan
-they actually arrived when they said they would!!!
Lodi (to Rowan) “man, shut up”
Mom reveals she’s putting the house under my name
“Great. I️ have 2 slum houses”
Mom: *starts shopping*
“You’re buying things from the place YOU ARE GOING TO TOMORROW”
Pride package (she bought 1 instead of 3 out of spite)
Return to Carvel! no pumpkin..... still... somehow .....(despite advertisement on wall)
*looking for s/t for Chris to wear to bed*
“Wait, I️ have shirts and clothes where right..?”
“Can I️ ..... have one?” 😂😂
Then Chris was being a maximal silly butthead during frisky time ... which was wonderful 😚🤗🤤 But DBD babe!
23 October 2017
Chris: I’ll have the pumpkin soft serve
Dumb Carvel lady: I don’t think we have that
(Us): *looking directly at the huge poster of PUMPKIN SS on le door*
4 September 2017
"I might need to wear your ...beanie."( followed by v mature laughter)
"........ a sphincter beanie? How old are you."
* we also watched Emma's dance practice and my god it was so cute and hilarious
> whilst sleeping: my right knee came up with the force of a rhinoceros into Christopher's tailbone.
( faintly remember a groan/yelp of startled and severely confused agony)
I guess I slowly rolled away 😅😅😅😅😎😇
"You were such a butthead last night. You just threw the pillow on the floor, I had to get up and get it."
(His fave pillow that helps his neck, he let me have)
Late breakfast @ Jalapeños Mexican rest.
Came back, did homework at the dining table,
>chris sitting next to me, about to get up from chair
> I lean in for a kiss but whisper " wanna get my coffee for me?" 😘😘😚😚
Niche vs neech
(Dumb niche) 😂😂😂
WAKE UP IT PLAY TIME x 20!! 🐕🐕🐶
Dinner with your family at Italian place :))
Drove back to my home, cozied up and you fell asleep as I laughed about this morning. Poor bebe had a bad headache :(
21 August 2017
Honey you could be a professional drug smuggler!
A what? A smuggler-ohhhhh my god. Worry about your own mule butthole 😤
This originated from a morning in my studio, maybe 1-2 weeks ago but I guess you didn't recall that,
So this morning ~9a.....
Sleepy Es Over!
31 July 2017
* finish washing my face, to look up at your face, smiling and laughing at me*
"These are two, 40 year old gay black dudes."
Dunkirk @ the bruin theater
Lovely finish to our night. 🐱🌫🤤😉
30 July 2017
Your first day back at my place!
Parked @ bulgogi and went to jyukku jyukku 😂 poor babe was tired and achey from moving & helping mom all day. .... which reminded me of BOB DUCCA!! I still have yet to show you that skit!!
Comparing you to an achey, frail, sickly man sure proved how much I missed you 😘😘
"Have you ever had any weird illnesses? I had the swine flu."
"I don't think I've had any... well, besides liking you. That's definitely an rare illness only I have. ;)) just kidding. Your dad is quite fond of you!"😘😍😘😍
"Can we sleep in tomorrow please?"
".... babe! Of course!! Do you know who you're talking to?!"
27 July 2017
*first night first date first sleepover first bodily proximity*
Do.. do you.. cuddle?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmm uhhh, oh! sure ..!
😂😚😚😒😘 I honestly wish I could go back in time and relive so much, all over again.
24 July 2017
Lunch @ PF changs in the Santa Monica promenade
with natalie & slay :)
Car cuddles in the front seat, on your lap.
Much laughs in the car driving to & fro.
Kisses on the hill at UCLA
Risky frisky in the 'stang ..... 🌫💦🌫🌫🌫💦🌫
"You're a prolapsed sphincter... with a fedora."
20 July 2017
"I think you got a little bit of lotion on me and I smelled that spot for like 3 hours."
19 July 2017
"Not even ten minutes hanging out and you've already called me a sphincter."
Evelyn: "that natural highlight tho"
Your dad: (something about how I've given him all the cards and allowing his win) 😂
12 July 2017
"I'm a puppy and forcibly eat myself to death unless I put things into smaller cute bowls."
😚😚😚✨♥️😂 my puppy's perfect 😙
10 July 2017
Psychic moment #1: " we should grab a milkshake."
Psychic moment #2:
C:" I was literally about to say the same thing. Omg. That was scary."
5 July 2017
One of my first escapades at your house; I of course loved the super strong female lead, and you.. I'm not sure you cared too much for the film 😚
I wish I could remember the exact date this happened, I can only guess sometime in march ;(?
4 July 2017
Dearly beloveds, We are gathered here today for Chris's daily death, caused by his own stress
*sticks tongue in ur ear*
C: baby!! What the!!
N : you love tongue in the ear, it was on your clover profile. In all caps. Das why I swiped right
N: baby, with me in your life ... you progress from a closed casket, to an open casket funeral!!
We are gathered here today, to remember Christopher - oh. No one showed up. Alright let's wrap it up
C: you have issues
- *hassling me about what the plan is for the day*
N: baby! Chill! Let's watch TV and just enjoy each other's company ... that's what couples do.
(7 minutes later)
N: so, what would yewww like to do, babe?
C: *mimics me* you know, just enjoy each other's company ... it's what couples do.
N: *ties ponytail into a unicorn horn and flicks you in the face several times* Y R U LIKE THIS
C: * doing hw online* *moans hysterically and flails arm like distraught inflatable tube man*
C: that's the worst impersonation of an impersonation.
25 June 2017
> shibapuppy cuddles in bed 😍😙🌬 followed by lovely love-making
>"the muscle above my knee hurts."
"You probably have a nerve that runs from your leg, up to your hip that pulls your toe-"
"Ohhhhhhh my. f you."
>"your hand met my face a few times while you slept....... no, like the pain from the slap actually woke me up. Yeah."
>carnegie cheesecake French toast for breakfast
> "I know you only plan to live until you're 45, but is not okay to ruin the earth for the rest of us."
> *spongebob narrator voice* "tew hours latehr."
>*heading to the bathroom, stops by nightstand, grabs phone, & looks at me through the doorway*
"Okay, Im gonna t e x t you.." 😂
> *playing trivia* "aw, I lost!" "No you didn't ... you have me :D"
"They have me a math question... for science. 😒"
"Yeah beb... mathematical sciences. It's still a science."
>"I'm sure all the girls in the world....... don't know you exist."
SUSHI W MOMMA BEAR TAY & MIKE
24 June 2017
first trip for me to Peris :)
18 June 2017
C: *walks out of his shower, looks at me, who's laying down while legs are crossed*
Comfortable babe ..??
N: I call it the laying lotus- but lets be real, I'm more of a Kama Sutra....
And you're more of a Tai Chi....
nice and slow and for old people
17 June 2017
C: (in bathroom) babe?
N : ...yes?
C: whatcha doin'?
N: .... nothing ? Should I leave ..?
C: you just sound real close babe. *flanders accent*
C: you went through that entire script and IM the butthead ..!??
Had breakfast with the fam: green eggs and spam : Carnegie cheesecake
C: *making fun of my toothbrushing*
N: do you remember when...... I almost killed that lady?
C: of course. I made eye contact with her as she was about to die
N : baby she wanted to die!! That was a look of disappointment in her eyes.
C: every time you give me crap for hitting pedestrians I just think of that time you almost murdered someone!
Ur Pops gave me a super cool backpackerino
Got coffee/ saw Wonder Woman- the musical score sounds like the intro to Gangsters Paradise/ petsmart! I'm coming back for you Elbert!! And Kat!!!
[5 guys stealing soda like a g]
N: i think lebron wants me to get the grape
C: some nights are a single air horn, while others are a fireworks show , or the percussion part of the band.
N : so I'm just a farting, sweaty machine
C: okay. It was only once. Which makes me believe it happens every time.
N: is chris even your real name? Is this even your real famil
16 June 2017
> "text me to make sure the alarms off- please- don't forget , I know you, and you're going to trip the alarm-" 😤😤😑
>chris:*hands coffee to me*
Me:* takes it*
Chris: says nothing*
Later that morning ......
Chris: I just find it so hilarious that you took the coffee out of my hands-
n: no I didn't
C: yes. You freaking did. Buts it's okay. *eye twitch* all I wanted was my coffee.......
>locked in your room with cereal bars & a laptop , slaving away
>driving to urban plates :
>"with the way that you round, you probably wrote like 1800 words, didn't you? Because 2500 is closer to 4000 which is more than 0"
>driving to Ralph's afterwards :
> "because you drive without any regard of who's in it" "LALALALALLALALALA OOOPS U TURN BTW LOL"
> at Ralph's: "babe. Drink real milk pls"
> cuddles and snuggled you on the couch 😚😬 maybe more annoying than affectionate
15 June 2017
25th birthday !!!
>McGriddles and mate
>sort of studied for my essay (?)
>stressed you out a lot (??)
> idk why tho
>cut it real close with frisky time before dinner :)
> and yet....... i was ready BEFORE ANYONE ELSE SO HUH
> "I can't handle this right now" 💅🏼💁🏽👠
> Taylor :"close enough to where you can stick your tongue in his ear... and it won't be weird."
> on the car ride there, of course you brought up last years birthday fiasco (much salt)
> "this makes me super uncomfortable"
> *2sips of wine*
11 June 2017
Italian stallion && the game changer &&& captain crunch milkshake
"My butt is too big for these chairs, might have to slide over and use the other one too."
<cubic shaped stool actually fit ur lotto butt perfectly>
"I love you as much as a lifetime supply of game changers."
Such a food coma afterwards
Watched you and your pops play soccer, while Emma & I played with pinecones around the park 🌼✨🌼 and watched bootleg Frozen hahaha and practiced our somersaults.
>showered together 🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫 in the morning
>bebe sexy in compression 😋
> took a nap
> no frisky time ,, so sleepy 😞
10 June 2017
Best. Day. Ever.
>Nicolette drinks beer!
>several beers in fact!
>much much fun with Taylor & Mike !!
>Taylor and I are drunk after 2 tastes 😬😋
>> bebe was very frisky at the festival, much sad we didn't sneak into a food truck or something 😋😋😋😁😁😁😁
> WE DIDNT DO THE BOUNCY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9 June 2017
Sleepy, sexless cuddles. My eyes are closed because I'm internally screaming from starvation
;D love youuuuu
5 June 2017
"Holding your hands in the morning do the trick too"
"What else ? 😏😏😏"
"Talking about food with you"
2 June 2017
And yes, I forgot to agree earlier because I was preoccupied with worry about you dying, but-
we will still be together, in this life and the next 😎
Not entirely sure why you said "I'm laughing so hard rn" right after this but, I'll try not to look into it ;)
*This morning at 5 am*
*Getting super hard cuddles, and feeling you reposition yourself*
Baby, what is you doing?!
*Proceeds to be cuddled spider monkey style*
*edit// I was ensnaring you so you couldn't leave 😋😉
1 June 2017
The date is wrong , but I didn't want to completely forget about that time we debated owning a business together!!
I still think it would a worthy endeavor if we craft the right type of company that accommodates our visions. I believe in us!!! Even though you don't ;) I'll prove it you someday. 😊
"Baby be careful!"
"About .... Going commando?"
"Yes. There are creeps."
Baby so sweet 😍😊😚
30 May 2017
"This pendejo got me fuxked up if he thinks he can yell at you."
"So, you can joke about sex and yogurt but .. A fart is out of the question?"
Baby, do you stick your dick in a fart? Of course we can joke and always talk about sex!!!
24 May 2017
* casually goofing about exhibition sex *
- lol I would if you wanted to
- you would ??? Ok!!!
- [...] sleeping bag, some sort of cover-
-My sweet baby. The point is to be seen. Ss you think I was talking about amateur public sex??
-what are all these categories?! Is there something thing I should know ??!
*long long time ago*
- college basketball.... Like football?
How to Start a Revolution @ Hammer Museum.
Bebe being beautiful per usual. 😍
*Starts kissing you goodbye and you lower my hand down*
- Whatcha doin' baby?!
-She wants to say bye too.
-Gives her a few kisses and whispers softly "Goodbye." 😂😚😚😘
LMAOOOOO did I really???? Was this this morning ???? Waow. 😆😌🙈🔥
23 May 2017
- so a couple days.
- ..... That's what a couple is
I thought you said a few...😒😒😒😒😒😒
* I 100% said a couple, I was also laying on your chest, 2 inches away from your face ;))!
So just now I was going through my photos and I didn't see any that we took Sunday in my bed!! I WAS INTERNALLY WAILING LIKE NOOOO wtf did they gooooo!!!
Den I realized I saved them on snapchat, not my camera roll. The relief is my favorite part so far 🔥😚💎😭❤️
22 May 2017
You: *moans in Tina*
You:"yeah babe my life is a roast. You, roasting me."
You: "I need you to live close to forever kthx"
You: " Te amo baby"
All you: "Mmmmm, no. Your teeth are very pretty."
"You are too sweet for this evil world"-
nooooo!! I'm tough I just trust folks & don't know any better 🙃☺️ you're teaching me.
I love you Christopher
21 May 2017
*worlds most un-intimidating, squeak-punch ever *
*wiping sand off shoes*
"Okay babe, any day now..!"
"Aren't you wiping sand off too? Did you want me to do it for you??"
" oh . oops. okey-"
"BABY NOT ON ME!! WHAT IS YOU DOING!" -fave
> what is that!! Omg I thought your toe was a rock.
"Babe that old lady WANTED to die - she was angry I DIDNT hit her. That was a look of disappointment." 😂😘
*Busts the most rapid and unforgiving u-turn ever*
"Don't even say a thing!"
*Leans out window*
19 May 2017
"You're in a bad mood. Here, eat some chocolate nd shut up." 😂😂😂😂😂😍 ily2bby
Noooo, you took mine!!! :( I'll think of another hahah
18 May 2017
~About sushi waitress
"Yeah, I think that's just her personality."
"Maybe she's just having another bad day, or just a bad life. Some people are just irritable."
"........That's exactly what I just said."
I'm a dope. 😅
17 May 2017
My favorite so far was seeing that euphoric look displayed on your face this morning. Unffff. Gives me the chills! I love you! :))
*** mine was, "I'm going with you" even though of course I wouldn't let this happen bc I love you too much and have too much to offer the world. ❤️💫
16 May 2017
Squirrel adventures and picnics
> you also wanted to punt children off of the ralphs rooftop when we went grocery shopping
> I love you
> you stubborn mule! Refused to go to the restroom despite touting about how we shouldn't be embarrassed blah blah "it's a natural body function " blahjhj blahjhj blahhhh 😂
My favorite so far
" I'm hesitant to get all up on you and cuddle you as hard as I want."
"I love when you lay on my chest."
My favorite was having an absolutely romantic and wonderful picnic with my love...The squirrels were just an added bonus. ;)
15 May 2017
Well look what I found ;)
This is my edit. :)
13 May 2017
The most perfect meme for my two flake wonder! 😘
11 May 2017
On the subject of getting your tubes tied, I later recanted and said "More people Should be like you so let's preserve some of your DNA."
" babe please ?? Specifically men should be more like y-"
"Okay fine kill all the DNA."
4 May 2017
"Babe. Go and tell him not to make our order." ?????
22 April 2017
Strawberry festival, you felt soooo bad for not paying. Definitely a milestone moment for me, seeing the real you. Very swoon with you.
> that guy made fun of my parking so I said AT LEAST I HAVE A CAR
>you made fun of my being a slow corgi
> the goats loved me
> they didn't care much for you
16 April 2017
First trip to soup plantation! OMG THE LEMON LAVA CAKE uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and our exasperating photo session afterwards in the VW 😂😂
15 April 2017
Brandon's emo infested birthday party. We had a really loud dinner later that night I felt soooooooooooo bad I literally wanted to pick you up and leave because you wernt feeling well!! But!! You were !! So!! Stubborn!!!!!!!!!!! >:(((
14 April 2017
The infamous portobello mushroom burger sans .. Any actual burger ... RIP my dreams
> cute photos of you though xoxoxoxoxoxox that makes up for all the disappointment
9 April 2017
I love these pictures so, so much.
> I can tell bc my pigtails r dry lol
> other photos were of us on the shuttle bus 🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌 it was a school bus!!! We were supposed to get a photo in front of it >.>!!
The frights. Sweaty pigtails. Mini mosh. Punk rock love songs.
Before we headed out to day #2
I have never laughed harder holy fckxnig shit god I love u and your enormous toes ❣❣❣
8 April 2017
First day of WWWY fest
> got dropped off 8 miles away
> das coo tho
> made fun all day I think
When We Were Young 2017 - You witnessed my unconditional love for all things emo. *Queue Davey Havok's high pitched squeal note*
4 April 2017
I never send these kinds of things, not my cup of tea, but here's me breaking tht rule for u 😘
2 April 2017
Was this the "2 flakes" night?!? LOLOLOL super horrifying snapchat filter
You and zuli bonded. I see this is your haircut too... 😜😝😜😝😜😝
1 April 2017
First night of trivia I believe! These photos accurately capture our essence hehe.
31 March 2017
Buttertones show in Costa Mesa! They sounded great. Again, don't recall too much spoken word here but I know I had a fantastic time. Did I spend the night and sneak out early am? OUR 1st selfie together!!!
> I remember teasing you & this cartoon on the wall
First lovely photos taken of us.
27 March 2017
One of my first moments of mush for you ;) worth seeing! I was at Isabella and Britney's party, thinking of you.... Blegh
26 March 2017
Parrillada Argentina! Comimos morcilla, chinchulin, molleja, pizza napolitana, y a ver ... ¿Qué más? This is also the day we made up, I brought you cookie butter, fudge, strawberries, and spent a considerable amount of time pickings the perfect wine for you.... ✨✨☂ drove to PD right after
25 March 2017
May have been sub-tweeting these pictures only to find out you deleted me off snapchat .........!!! 😜😜😜😘😘😘😘😘
19 March 2017
Probably told you about how I would jibe Lodi and call him Tarzan feet.
Then laughed hysterically at the photo forever!!
17 March 2017
St Patrick's Day spent in WeHo.....:)! I recall
> expecting work to be packed
> was dead wrong
> happy still I got to leave at a decent time with you
> we got frozen yogurt!
> don't recall any of our conversation that night though ;(
Perhaps our first inside joke! Unless you qualify garbanzo beans 😁😁😁🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫💘
15 March 2017
Flirting with you all day, now taking it to the next level by sending you provocative food snapchats. I must've intuitively known already this would be a sure fire way into your heart ;D
2 March 2017
Our first date!
*Ever so fascinated by your liking of tequila*
1 March 2017
Our prequel to the first date lol, via FaceTime. You hid behind a pillow practically the whole time. I remember thinking "wow he's so rugged looking but so soft spoken," 😂😍😌😘
<insert garbanzo beans> I still remember reading this text from you: "let me come over and feed you/ take you to dinner." ✨💕💕💕✨